The comment about the lady with all the makeup...is that the blonde that drove the black Lexus? She seemed not so smart, but she had a spectacular pair of boobs, and she sure dressed sexy.

Centennial Ridge is for you if:

1) You plan on sharing a 2-bedroom unit with 7 of your closest friends.

2) You enjoy urban music. At all hours. Any time, day or night. Coming through your bedroom wall.

3) You speak some English and some Spanish, but neither one intelligently.

4) You own one van and 17 ladders.

5) You believe adding an R-Type decal to your Hyundai magically increases your engines power.

6) You think common courtesy is for suckers.

7) You think stop signs are for sissies.

8) Your whole sense of safety is threatened by the thought of an approaching speed bump.

9) You own a dented Suburu with a lighted Taxi sign bolted to the top.

10) You work at Best Buy.

11) You feel a parking lot full of automobiles is an adequate playground for young children.

12) You bought a car stereo on clearance and had it installed by your cousin, but due to inexperience he shorted out one of the monitors and now your sound system sounds like a flatulent moo-cow.

13) Youre looking for a place where you can show off your cell-phone. Not the cell phone itself, but the mere fact of actually owning one.

14) Youre looking for a community that offers a monopoly to a TV cable service that only just started offering a digital package 6 months ago.

15) The idea of talking to Centennial Ridge employees on the phone makes you nervous. Never fear, they never answer the phones here.

In short, you get what you pay for. Doesnt the rent seem suspiciously reasonable? Doesnt the referral reward seem suspiciously high? Ask yourself what youre willing to trade in quality and service before you commit.